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What was it that I was trying to remind myself of, with finger tied with string, I wondered. Staring into the mirror it finally occurred to me; it wasn’t string at all, it was floss, and I was in the middle of brushing my teeth.Have you ever shown up in a room with no...
It is touching that you are reading this; hopefully it will come in handy. In your handling of the fall-out of this extraordinary year, you might want to plan for it being touch & go for the foreseeable future. It might be a hand-to-mouth economy for a...
I’ll drink to that! I’ll drink to that! You know us for the “hot side”; you know us for the “cold side”. How much do you know about our “wet side”? I’ll Drink to That! Synesso S200 Semiautomatic2-Group Espresso...
The unofficial end to summer is upon us. Might a PSL be in your future? Are you looking forward to the next holiday? For a preview of upcoming season we bring you: Thrashed by the Dayton Slicer Stiffs in the dining room, meat dying in the...
A Poem by Meghan the Vegan: I must have my mealBut cannot eat vealI cannot eat eelA banana I’d peel!I cannot eat lambI cannot eat hamWho will advise meWhat’s in that canned spam?I can’t have scungilliBut might have fusilliAs long as the sauceResists meat at all...
The story you are about to read is true (kind of). The names have been changed to project the innovative.A Series of Unfortunate Vents It was September 21st, 2018; we were working the night watch on the QSR detail. My partner is Pitco. Eddy Pitco. My name’s Fry-Day....
